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Team Human 32oz Water Bottle
Stay human. Stay hydrated.
You’ve got places to be, things to build, decisions to make — and none of it runs well on empty.
The Team Human water bottle is built to keep up. Cold water, long days, real movement. No gimmicks, no tracking, no “smart” features watching you sip. Just hydration the way it’s supposed to be — simple, reliable, human.
The Details (Built for Real Life)
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation to keep your drink cold while everything else heats up. Durable, glossy finish with a clean look that holds up wherever you take it.
Wide-mouth foldable straw for easy, spill-free sipping. Rotating handle makes it effortless to grab and go — gym, job site, road, wherever the day takes you.
Anti-slip base keeps it grounded. Like you.
Why Carry It?
Because you don’t need a reminder to drink water.
Because not everything needs to be “smart” to be useful.
Because performance starts with the basics.
Because being human means taking care of the machine that actually matters.
This isn’t about optimization.
It’s about showing up ready.
Specs
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity
• Double-walled stainless steel
• Wide-mouth foldable straw
• Rotating handle for easy carry
• Anti-slip patch for stability
• Glossy finish
Cold water. Clear mind. Human performance.
Hand-wash only. No shortcuts. Just like everything else that matters.
Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
$22.00
Sale price
$22.00
Regular price
Stay human. Stay hydrated.
You’ve got places to be, things to build, decisions to make — and none of it runs well on empty.
The Team Human water bottle is built to keep up. Cold water, long days, real movement. No gimmicks, no tracking, no “smart” features watching you sip. Just hydration the way it’s supposed to be — simple, reliable, human.
The Details (Built for Real Life)
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation to keep your drink cold while everything else heats up. Durable, glossy finish with a clean look that holds up wherever you take it.
Wide-mouth foldable straw for easy, spill-free sipping. Rotating handle makes it effortless to grab and go — gym, job site, road, wherever the day takes you.
Anti-slip base keeps it grounded. Like you.
Why Carry It?
Because you don’t need a reminder to drink water.
Because not everything needs to be “smart” to be useful.
Because performance starts with the basics.
Because being human means taking care of the machine that actually matters.
This isn’t about optimization.
It’s about showing up ready.
Specs
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity
• Double-walled stainless steel
• Wide-mouth foldable straw
• Rotating handle for easy carry
• Anti-slip patch for stability
• Glossy finish
Cold water. Clear mind. Human performance.
Hand-wash only. No shortcuts. Just like everything else that matters.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| 32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |