{"product_id":"unisex-hoodie","title":"Team Human Distressed Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1wm7iwe\" data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"149\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"149\"\u003eHU Clothing — Team Human Distressed Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eYou're not a bot. Prove it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eWhile the algorithms are busy predicting your next move, you already made it — because you’ve got instincts, opinions, and a heartbeat. This hoodie says what no recommendation engine ever could: you’re fully, unapologetically human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eThe Team Human hoodie features our signature fingerprint emblem — because your identity isn’t stored in a database. Each piece carries subtle distressed detailing for that perfectly broken-in feel… the kind of character no machine can mass-produce (no matter how hard it tries).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1u6n3ks\" data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eThe Details (Written by a Human, Obviously)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eMidweight cotton-blend fleece with a soft, worn-in feel from the first wear. Relaxed, athletic fit that actually works on real bodies — not whatever proportions AI thinks we have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003eFront pouch pocket for cold hands or questionable decisions. Adjustable drawstring hood for when you want to disappear… or just stay warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003eEmbroidered HU fingerprint logo on the chest. Distressed finishes throughout for that lived-in, earned-it look.\u003cbr data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e“TEAM HUMAN” stitched on the sleeve — just in case anyone’s confused about where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1287\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"gi3aar\" data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eWhy Wear It?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eBecause someone has to represent the humans.\u003cbr data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eBecause you think for yourself.\u003cbr data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eBecause you still feel things — not just react.\u003cbr data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eBecause comfort and conviction should come in the same hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eThis isn’t fast fashion. This is human fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1674\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1674\"\u003e80\/20 cotton blend. 100% human-approved.\u003cbr data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e0% artificial intelligence was harmed in the making of this hoodie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1733\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eOne size fits most humans.\u003cbr data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003eBots wouldn’t get it anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Team Human","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47620450943127,"sku":"6878562_10779","price":32.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":47620450975895,"sku":"6367677_10780","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47620451008663,"sku":"6367677_10781","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47620451041431,"sku":"6367677_10782","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47620451074199,"sku":"6367677_10783","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47620451106967,"sku":"6367677_13416","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/7082\/3063\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-black-front-69c9344b261a0.jpg?v=1774793825","url":"https:\/\/teamhuman.store\/products\/unisex-hoodie","provider":"Team Human","version":"1.0","type":"link"}