{"product_id":"team-human-baseball-cap","title":"Team Human Baseball Cap","description":"HU Clothing — Team Human Distressed Dad Hat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou're not a bot. Prove it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhile the algorithms are busy predicting your next purchase, you already made it — because you've got taste, instinct, and a pulse. This hat says what your browsing history can't: you're proudly, unapologetically human.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Team Human cap features our signature fingerprint emblem — because your identity isn't a login credential. Hand-worn distressed detailing gives each hat a one-of-a-kind character that no machine learning model could replicate (and trust us, they've tried).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Details (Written by a Human, Obviously)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage-washed cotton twill with a soft, broken-in feel from day one. Low-profile, unstructured fit that actually looks good on real human heads — not the mannequin heads AI thinks we all have. Adjustable strap back fits all cranium sizes, from deep thinkers to daydreamers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmbroidered HU fingerprint logo on the front panel. Distressed brim and eyelets for that lived-in look you can't generate with a prompt. \"TEAM HUMAN\" stitched on the side panel so there's no confusion about where your loyalties lie.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy Wear It?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause someone has to stand up for the species. Because you write your own texts. Because you still read the whole article. Because a hat this good shouldn't need a 47-point algorithm to find you — you found it yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% cotton. 100% human-approved. 0% artificial intelligence was harmed in the making of this hat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOne size fits most humans. Robots need not apply. ","brand":"Team Human","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47566367424663,"sku":"6783269_22663","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/7082\/3063\/files\/low-profile-baseball-cap-black-front-69c93d2b8b99d.jpg?v=1774796084","url":"https:\/\/teamhuman.store\/products\/team-human-baseball-cap","provider":"Team Human","version":"1.0","type":"link"}